“Why plan for the worst case scenario when you can just prevent it?”

“Women like candles because they allow them to express their pyrotechnic tendencies in demure ways.”

“People don’t lie because they want to protect you; they lie because they are afraid of what you would think if you knew the truth.”

“Questioning is not always a sign of doubt. Sometimes it is a sign that someone just wants to know more clearly.”

“Friends may come, and friends may go. Enjoy them while you have them, and have no regrets when they are gone.”

“Obedience is learned through suffering.”

“Thinking is never an equivalent substitute for action.”

“God is not looking for perfect people. If you were perfect, you wouldn’t need God.”

“Perfection is attainable–but not independently.”

“If you can’t make time to spend with God now, what makes you think that you’ll be happy spending eternity with Him?”

“It is far better to hurt someone’s feelings now than to break that person’s heart later.”

“If you don’t intend to finish, don’t even start.”

“Look for those open spaces–where reality is nearby if you need it.”

“The key to deception is to provide just enough truth to make people swallow the lie.”